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This is what my life is like.

  • Normal teens: do drugs, jump off roofs, play with guns
  • Parents: don't do it again geez what a bad decision I can't believe you
  • Me: leaves socks on the floor, doesn't do laundry, leaves dishes in the sink
  • Parents: HOW COULD YOU YOUR TEARING THIS FAMILY APART YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO GO LIVE WITH YOUR GRANDMA FOR THE SUMMER IM TAKING YOUR PHONE AWAY GO SIT IN THE CORNER I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HOW COULD YOU DO THAT.

9lives99 asked: I got a The question I want to know what this tumblers about I seen you seen your on here and I thought maybe I asked you a question see what tumblers all about ?

What.

Tumblr girl pictures. Because why not.

Tumblr girl pictures. Because why not.

strawberrypantsu:

next time someone tells me im ‘too childish’ im just going to look them directly in the eyes and say very calmly ‘you are what you eat’ then walk away slowly maintaing eye contact the entire time

(via bestnatesmithever)

This is what happens when I try to pick up a pizz.

So me and my mom went to get a pizza and there weren’t any parking spots because the place was like, packed to the roof,’and we had to park in front of these people and my mom went in to get the pizza, right? So then, the people that we parked in front of come out and their all like, “CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE PARKING IN FRONT IF US HOW RUDE IS THAT EVEN LEAGAL.”
And they get really mad and then they notice me sitting in the car and the old dude comes over and knocks on the window and asks me if I’m just here to pick up a pizza and I’m just like, “please refrain from tapping the glass, it upsets the fish. “😂😋🍕🐠

tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

fnurfnur:

So I was walking out of Ralph’s one day and I saw these kids trying to sell these cookies and I was like yeah, I’ll take them all. So I bought hundreds and hundreds of boxes. I didn’t realise how many boxes I was going to have. I had a car full of them. I didn’t know what to do so I started just like throwing them out the window to people on the street.

RYAN I WILL TAKE YOUR COOKIES

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(Source: perfectgosling, via bestnatesmithever)

lucborell: